Alrighty, lets start the basics:
Name: STEVE BUT NOT REALLY
Age: 17
Height: FIEV FRUT FAWR
Eye color: uhhh something blueishgreenishgrayish
Hair color: BLOONNDDDEEA

That was positively boring! Now make it more interesting!
Give yourself a first name that is a word you would use to describe mashed potatoes: HEAVENLY
Give yourself a last name that is also a plant: FUCKIN POISON OAK
Give yourself an eye color that would cause people to scream: TENTACLE
Give yourself a hair color that would fit this new persona: FUCKIN FIRE AND BONES AND SHIT

Now you're more interesting!

Name three of your favorite colors:
-blue
-green
-purple
Name three smells that some people find offensive, but you enjoy.
-gasohal/exhaust
-sweat&grass??
-UHHSEX

Fantastic, you're gross. Now, have you ever broken a bone/bones? How did you do it?
NO I AM TOO AMAZING but i did have stitches

Name three of your favorite TV shows/webisodes along with two of your favorite characters on each:
- Invader Zim
>chickens
>BIG BIRD
- FAMILY GUY
>butter churn
>grover
- house
>ME
>snuffafuckagus

Do it again! Replace the second of those characters with a sesame street character!
AAAAAAAAA


Do it again! Replace the first character with an object in the room you are in.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Well, that was silly. Name three weird things that you are afraid of. And we mean really weird.
- leaving the doors to my closet and room AND MY FUCKING WINDOW SHADE THINGS open at night o__o
- being eaten alive by a squidwerewolfzombie...or just being eaten alive by anything
- other people's blood/lost body partsthings touching me D: no, random little kid, i don't want to see the tooth you just lost.

You're honestly afraid of those things? You freak. I hope you die. Now write two haiku. The first about the lunch you had/will have today, and the second about the last time you were fairly ill.
(I feel silly having to explain this, but a haiku is a three line poem in which the first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 syllables, and the third has 5 syllables. It doesn't have to rhyme.)

Lunch:
it's not lunch time yet,
so why don't you go fuck a
dog or something, dick.

Ill:
i was bleeding from
my vag, you sick pervert. why
would you ask me that?


Okay, lets end this nonsense with one last fun activity! Name three of your favorite bands that have more than one word in their name (Compound words are fine)
- fuck you
- i don't knooow
- uhhhh hhhh

Replace one of the words with something you find at a circus!
- fuck a lot of children
- i don't candy
- stuff hhhh

I GOT LAZY SHUT UP I AM GOING TO MAKE SOUP NOW
FUCKIN VEGETABLE BEEF
YES